Saturday, June 30

The "Infamous" Kobe Video

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Full Court NBA Blog proudly brings to you the infamous 24-second video that I would never pay $2 for and just wait for the world wide web to pirate a copy for me to watch (prolong pronunciation of "a"): the Areyoukiddingme Bynum, the MostashamedGMintheworld Buss; the Kobe Bryant video and audio! (Source:

Let's be honest here. Is this 24-second clip really worth your $2? Self-centered reflections reveal "No"; but if your $2 contribution was the only way for the public to have their eyes opened as to what Kobe Bryant truly felt and meant when his estrogen levels erupted without all the sugar-coated news article and analysis: it could have been the donation of a lifetime. Kobe Bryant is taking out the trash; much like what he is holding in the video.

Until everyone learns to forget and live with the fact that Kobe curses, much like 6 billion other people in the world, and is frustrated with having to watch his teammates play like crap and there is not a damn thing he can do about it, much like 6 billion other people in the world would.

Think with me for a second here, could this video have been orchestrated by Kobe Bryant himself? Is he actually looking into the camera when he was running his mouth off? Thanks to the inventor of opaque glasses (shades), we can't say for sure if the hidden camera wasn't so hidden after all.

Keep your $2; go enjoy a burger and a coke, and enjoy this video instead:

That's what I'm talking about.

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